Such a Self-piteous Start to Her Saturday

Made-up Word of the Day: Self-piteous.

Defined: A belief system that that goes something like this: “Nobody loves me, it’s not fair, and it ain’t never gettin’ no better, and this stinkin’ day is going to last for and ever.”

Here's the letter "s" in sign language...snapped a shot mid-snuggle

For example: So, it’s Saturday. She woke in a Surly and Self-piteous State. Hand to forehead, She Sneeked a peek at just one of her aSsignmentS.

So tempted to Slump into Said Self-piteous Situation, She firSt made a place Setting at the table in hope for Several Sumptous seconds of Sendentary Salve.

“So it goeS” She Said with a Smirk.

“J” : Ahhh, My Puppy is Jumbling the yarn again!

Start here to make a sign language "j," and trace a small "j" in the air. Presto! You have now silently said, "j"!

Made Up Word of the Day: (this is probably a real word in the dictionary, but please indulge me and my head ache as I pretend that I just made it up. thanks.) Jumbling (v)

Defined as:

1: Mussing up

2: Tanglfying

3:Twisting into oblivion

4:Sneaking away from the crime scene very quietly while carrying a mess of loot

For Example: She spent many hours learning to knit two stitches, and pearl two stitches, and her first project was a bit loopy. The puppy, cute though he was, ended up in dark trouble when she found her knitting project in a mess, not once, not twice, but three times after the pup was caught jumbling the scarf to his crate.