“Ifin’ ” I’m Blogging, It’s April A-Z

Made up word of the day: Ifin’

Defined as: a derivative of “if,” particularly as a warning to children to shape up or ship out.

For example:

Ifin’ you want the marshmallow coke, you need to sit still for five minutes.”

“What? You’re bored? My dad used to say, “Ifin’ your bored, that’s great! Go paint the garage again!”

” Hear that? The goblin’s will get your soda ifin’ you don’t watch out!